Father Son Chat

Nine-year-old boy: "Do you know what I do to make the girls at school laugh?"

His father: "No, what?"

Boy: "Well, so far it hasn't worked."

Father: "Okay, but what do you do?"

Boy: "I fall down on the floor and I say, 'I meant to do that!'"

Father: "And what do the girls do?"

Boy: "They just look at me. And then they go back to talking."