Thursday, December 31, 2009

More Ammonia in My Beef, Please

Yesterday's New York Times has a long article about commercially-treated beef that is enough to put me off meat for good (except maybe locally-produced meat):

"Eight years ago, federal officials were struggling to remove potentially deadly E. coli from hamburgers when an entrepreneurial company from South Dakota came up with a novel idea: injecting beef with ammonia.

"The company, Beef Products Inc., had been looking to expand into the hamburger business with a product made from beef that included fatty trimmings the industry once relegated to pet food and cooking oil (According to a 2003 study financed by Beef Products, the trimmings 'typically includes most of the material from the outer surfaces of the carcass' and contains 'larger microbiological populations'). The trimmings were particularly susceptible to contamination, but a study commissioned by the company showed that the ammonia process would kill E. coli as well as salmonella.

"Officials at the United States Department of Agriculture endorsed the company’s ammonia treatment, and have said it destroys E. coli “to an undetectable level.” They decided it was so effective that in 2007, when the department began routine testing of meat used in hamburger sold to the general public, they exempted Beef Products.

"With the U.S.D.A.’s stamp of approval, the company’s processed beef has become a mainstay in America’s hamburgers. McDonald’s, Burger King and other fast-food giants use it as a component in ground beef, as do grocery chains. The federal school lunch program used an estimated 5.5 million pounds of the processed beef last year alone....."


Full Story in the New York Times.

Some other choice snippets from the article:

"The company says its processed beef, a mashlike substance frozen into blocks or chips, is used in a majority of the hamburger sold nationwide. But it has remained little known outside industry and government circles. Federal officials agreed to the company’s request that the ammonia be classified as a “processing agent” and not an ingredient that would be listed on labels...."

"Mr. Roth spent the 1990s looking to give Beef Products a competitive edge by turning fatty slaughterhouse trimmings into usable lean beef.

"Mr. Roth and others in the industry had discovered that liquefying the fat and extracting the protein from the trimmings in a centrifuge resulted in a lean product that was desirable to hamburger-makers...."

"Carl S. Custer, a former U.S.D.A. microbiologist, said he and other scientists were concerned that the department had approved the treated beef for sale without obtaining independent validation of the potential safety risk. Another department microbiologist, Gerald Zirnstein, called the processed beef "pink slime" in a 2002 e-mail message to colleagues and said, “I do not consider the stuff to be ground beef, and I consider allowing it in ground beef to be a form of fraudulent labeling....”"

"Untreated beef naturally contains ammonia and is typically about 6 on the pH scale, near that of rain water and milk. The Beef Products’ study that won U.S.D.A. approval used an ammonia treatment that raised the pH of the meat to as high as 10, an alkalinity well beyond the range of most foods. The company’s 2003 study cited the “potential issues surrounding the palatability of a pH-9.5 product....”"

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

Notes For Santa, By Norah (Up Close)


Norah had a lot to say to Santa Claus this year.

The American Girl catalog was there, I think, to give Santa some last minute ideas. But she certainly didn't want him to take it back to the North Pole with him.


I love that her drawing identifies so many of the figures with the qualifier "up close".

Will Santa still be awesome next year? Who knows?


"Please send me a picture of you; you are awesome"? I think I wrote those same words to Bobby Sherman when he was on "Here Comes the Brides."

Monday, December 21, 2009

Solstice Poetry

There was a solstice gathering at my kids' school on Friday, which included candlelit songs, a big potluck, a glass of wine, and poetry from the kids. Fergus and Norah both read a poem they had written (as did many of the kids), and we all got a little photocopied booklet of poetry and artwork, mostly on themes of winter. Happy solstice, everyone. I'm thinking of all of our friends living North of us--in Maine, Seattle, Ontario and British Columbia, and in Petersburg, Alaska. We're ready for more daylight too.

Note: the last of these poems is not particularly festive, I suppose. But I think it says something remarkable about his journey through life.

Winter Wish, by Norah

I wish Santa Claus came at Noon
I wish Christmas would come soon.
I wish snow was made of cotton balls.
I wish ice was not so hard.
I wish snow was not so slippery when I walked.
I skidded so much I got hurt.
I wish I had a pet yeti, who liked spaghetti.
I wish snow was made of cotton candy.
I wish Ludwig Von Beethoven was the editor of the New York Times, winter edition.
I wish gingerbread houses for the squirrels were made out of pinecones.

Christmas and Candy, by Fergus

I wish for a land,
I wish for candy galore.
I wish for a land I knew you'd adore.
I wish for gumdrop people far and wide,
In a house, from side to side.
I wish trees were candy canes,
I wish they could be broken into tiny panes.
I wish for a land,
I wish for candy galore.
I wish for a land I knew you'd adore.

Rainbow Kaleidoscope, by Fergus

A star ruby is like a snowy night.
A diamond encrusted target is like a snowfort.
A wavespike is like a frozen river.
A splatter is like a used snowball.
A heart of spears is like sticks in the snow.
A shining star is like a treetop.
A pawprint is like a snowvault.
A blue wave is like the northern lights.

I Used to be Hard, by Fergus

I used to be hard, but now I am soft.
I was a twenty-five pound brick,
Who dropped on people's heads.
Now I am a pillow who is slammed on people's heads in sleepovers.
I once was loaded into guns so I could create death in the world,
Now I can create Peace in the world.
I used to be scaffolding to hold up (that was risky for the people I was holding up),
Now I am a pillow factory.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Happy Hoedown; Holiday Poetry to Come

This christmas is once again brought to you by OfficeMax, a fact to be mitigated when I get a chance to post Fergus and Norah's winter-themed poetry here.....

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Ock!

Can I just say that I'm a little disturbed that the "Fictional Character Biography" section of (Spiderman villain) Doctor Octopus' Wikipedia entry is more than 2,000 words long? I mean really, the combined "Biography and Career" sections for Karl Marx only total 2500 words.
I'm just saying.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Waiting For Thai Curry

Waiting across the street from the Thai place....as the snow falls.

Such a nice idea.

Waiting For Thai Curry

Problem is, then you have to get your Thai curry home.

When the happy snowflakes turn into a squall.

Snow Squall

And you're two months late in putting on your snow tires.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

This Week's Errata Award



(Hit me!)

...911 is a joke we don't want 'em
I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that 'cause they
Flick you off like fleas
They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 911 is a fake life saver

So get up, get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

Ow, ow 911 is a joke

--Public Enemy, from "911 is a Joke" (1990)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

A Season Yet to Come?

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Tree hens


Tree hens
Originally uploaded by baseballpajamas
Lusty roosters can't bother you if you're in a tree...